Tuesday, June 07, 2005

Most disgusting thing I've ever seen

Met a man yesterday who grew his thumb nail to about an inch or so. I asked him why only that particular nail was long and he gave me a few uses for it:

  • Can pick your ear with it
  • Can pick you nose with it
  • Great for strumming the guitar
  • Perfect for scratching
  • Great for blackheads
  • Oh... and, it's useful for slicing fruit open (esp. mango and kiwi)
Just lost my appetite.

2 Comments:

At 9:31 AM, Blogger Bill said...

I guess the question foremost on everyone's mind. Does he slice the fruit before or after doing the other things?

 
At 9:44 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL. Does that even matter??? :D

 

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